Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML

by maximus / 01/19/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

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  • You creeper.

    #3 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:31am by E40

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  • So your life is fucked because girls poop? YDI for eavesdropping. They obviously weren't interested in you if they were talking about stuff like that in front of you. They might even have done it on purpose when they noticed you stalking them.

    #28 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:17am by startafire

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