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Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

I agree, your life sucks (15533) - you deserved it (1622)

On 01/19/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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