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Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8735) - you deserved it (59563)

On 04/01/2009 at 5:18am - misc - by esv (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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god i hope you aren't older than like 12

#1 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:03pm by sofarsogood

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What kind of sad excuse of a human (if the person in question is atleast the age of 12) doesnt know the difference between a dryer and a washer. Let alone how to use them. Shame on you and your parents!

#13 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:25pm by Tehalon

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