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Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML


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On 04/01/2009 at 5:18am - misc - by esv (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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god i hope you aren't older than like 12

#1 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:03pm by sofarsogood

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Not very's a mistake that anyone could (and does) make. I did this a couple of weeks ago, though with my mom at home. Might be a little embarassing, though.

#6 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:08pm by dol567

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