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Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25600) - you deserved it (6031)

On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it?

Poor rabbit.

#2 - On 01/18/2010 at 10:16am by hedgehogs

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OP, "too much" carpet? Did you think there was an acceptable amount of carpet for the rabbit to munch? Why didn't you stop it or keep it in a cage or warren? Losing a pet sucks and I won't say YDI but you certainly didn't deserve to have the rabbit in the first place.

#26 - On 01/18/2010 at 12:06pm by ImaginaryFoe

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