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Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by Thithien1 (man) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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Haha, you should've acted like you knew her. Been like "But, Mary, you always used to let me touch your ass!!"

#2 - On 04/01/2009 at 11:49am by scorpiogirl666

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but then if that makes you a pervert,
does it make me a slut for letting shit like that pass when i used to take the bus? hahaha.

c'mon, lady, it's public transportation! you're in for a long ride, everything's an accident. don't make such a big deal out of it.

#5 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:03pm by mf

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