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Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Haha, you should've acted like you knew her. Been like "But, Mary, you always used to let me touch your ass!!"
but then if that makes you a pervert,
does it make me a slut for letting shit like that pass when i used to take the bus? hahaha.
c'mon, lady, it's public transportation! you're in for a long ride, everything's an accident. don't make such a big deal out of it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015