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Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22495) - you deserved it (1659)

On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

volleyballgirl12's life also sucks
Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

ow also deserved it
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it…

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Who on earth put YDI? :s

That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

#7 - On 01/17/2010 at 2:09pm by zom

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So... did you open your mouth?

#5 - On 01/17/2010 at 2:03pm by MikesterJ

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