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Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28278) - you deserved it (2271)

On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Who on earth put YDI? :s

That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

#7 - On 01/17/2010 at 2:09pm by zom

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Lmfao, @ #2....
otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

#3 - On 01/17/2010 at 1:57pm by Jayjay210

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