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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Sunday 17 January 2010 20:09

Who on earth put YDI? :s That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

Jayjay210 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

Lmfao, @ #2.... otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

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sarabear18 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:21

ewwwww very gross

velvel 7

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:22

oh man I lolled hardcore!

anonymous45610 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:36

hehehe projectile vomit!

R3kli3 10

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:37

what a ho of your friend

armada_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:52

Oh dear. I don't know what's worse, that actually happening or me imagining that happening and actually laughing my a** off.

itsJESSICA 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:04

ahaha! sounds like something i would do to my friend, apart from the vomit part. ha!

irun11 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:21

thats disgusting im sorry

ily1210 10

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:25

i would slap her rite in the face

kiwicutie_101 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:30

disgusting much???

jupiterguyy 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:56

i think it should be fyl as well as ydi for hanging out with such a friend who likes to burp at yur face..

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