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Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8934) - you deserved it (37431)

On 04/01/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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