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Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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He waited for your dad yo arrive? He seem to be into you.

#1 - On 04/01/2009 at 6:30am by Scars

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He stayed there the whole time you were waiting for your dad to arrive?

Not too realistic there, OP.

#3 - On 04/01/2009 at 6:38am by hpnerd

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