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Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML


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On 01/15/2010 at 10:30pm - misc - by edot (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

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Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

#6 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:17am by chrissy888

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The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

#9 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:32am by djtelekinesis

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