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Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (19931) - you deserved it (3162)

On 01/15/2010 at 10:30pm - misc - by edot (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

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