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Today, I told my girlfriend I needed someone to talk to because I just found out my aunt has cancer. She told me to talk to her in an hour, Spongebob was on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51469) - you deserved it (3763)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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I love Spongebob :D

But yeah, pretty insesitive girlfriend...

#8 - On 04/01/2009 at 4:24am by briedis

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now wait a minute, did you explain the subject matter to her, or did you only tell her you marly wanted to talk to her?

#5 - On 04/01/2009 at 4:18am by nodbor

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