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Today, I told my girlfriend I needed someone to talk to because I just found out my aunt has cancer. She told me to talk to her in an hour, Spongebob was on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50744) - you deserved it (3720)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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I love Spongebob :D

But yeah, pretty insesitive girlfriend...

#8 - On 04/01/2009 at 4:24am by briedis

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Probably a double extra special Spongebob showing! Can't ignore that. Anyways it's not like she told you she didn't feel like it or whatever she just really likes Spongebob.

#13 - On 04/01/2009 at 4:39am by wtfdidido

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