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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29144) - you deserved it (3277)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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you have awesome friends

#1 - On 01/14/2010 at 10:04am by passwordis_fml

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The visual is quite amusing.

#3 - On 01/14/2010 at 10:08am by txgrlnxtdr

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