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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21840) - you deserved it (2384)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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