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Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16347) - you deserved it (2243)

On 01/13/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Eli (man) - United States (Illinois)

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If you left all that stuff in plain view, then YDI completely.

#4 - On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am by cookies_for_you

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Hate to break it to you but if they took so long to steal your shit that they had to pack a lunch they were the worst car thieves EVER. Not only that, but someone must have surly seen them and just didn't give a shit.

#8 - On 01/14/2010 at 4:33am by CallMeHush

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