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Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)

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YDI for getting ambushed. you should NEVER let your guard down! constant vigilance! lol

#3 - On 01/13/2010 at 5:21pm by littlelemur

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haha cool mom

#1 - On 01/13/2010 at 5:18pm by WOW_idc123

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