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Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (4871)

On 01/12/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by pass_the_tp (woman) - United States (California)

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How do you not realize this before you sit down

#6 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:19am by Erindub

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glory hole

#1 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:05am by jayftw246

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