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Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. 9 hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23584) - you deserved it (5393)

On 01/12/2010 at 4:51pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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you should keep your extra key in your rectum so you will always have it...Always.

#3 - On 01/12/2010 at 7:20pm by McFail

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ahaha.
that's happened to me before.
except it was only like two hours and outside a taco bell.(:

#1 - On 01/12/2010 at 7:10pm by supermegan

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