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Today, I was pumping gas and decided to go in for a drink. I discovered that when it's cold, sometimes the gas doesn't stop pumping automatically and starts spewing out onto the sidewalk. I had to pay for $53 of spilled gas. FML

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Congratulations OP, now you understand why it is dangerous and illegal to do that.

#2 - On 01/12/2010 at 5:09pm by someguy945

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If you go inside, would it also be easier for people to steal your gas?

#4 - On 01/12/2010 at 5:11pm by dnlphm94

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