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Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29315) - you deserved it (8953)

On 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by coinoperatedgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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or, you could man the fuck up and drive the car because you like it, not because someone else did

#8 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:31am by Amphysvena

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that's really sad. god I hate "Twilight"

#1 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:16am by tlyr

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