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Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17633) - you deserved it (4743)

On 01/09/2010 at 1:45am - misc - by warningxxLidell (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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#2 - On 01/09/2010 at 6:35am by dewaltdave

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If you don't live where it snows, roads being bad after two days of bad weather will make no sense to you.

Snow plows can only do so much. The roads are still left with a bit of ice and snow on them and it doesn't melt until it stops snowing and the sun comes out. Even with salt and sand down, roads can be trecherous. I live in CT where we have efficient plow crews, and I am still very cautious when driving for a few days after a blizzard.

FYL OP. But the mental image is kind of funny :-)

#15 - On 01/09/2010 at 7:48am by epoh

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