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Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (2326)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Just explain unless shes with someone else already

#2 - On 01/09/2010 at 3:24am by JassyJas

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This sounds like one of those things that you can solve by picking up the phone and doing something about it.

#6 - On 01/09/2010 at 3:39am by _Mazza_

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