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Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional tattoo of a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6315) - you deserved it (30683)

On 01/08/2010 at 6:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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