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Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Your friend is a dick.
You can't entirely blame the guy either, it was his natural instinct to check you were okay.
Get a tin of chopped up carrots, put them in your mouth raw, run up to your friend and splurge them all over him. That'd be karma. And it looks like you threw up.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013