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Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24796) - you deserved it (1721)

On 01/07/2010 at 11:50am - misc - by TJ (man) - India (Maharashtra)

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