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Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21885) - you deserved it (3706)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

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next time, dont take shit from anyone.

#2 - On 01/05/2010 at 2:03pm by MasterHurricane

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I hope you threw your poo back?

#1 - On 01/05/2010 at 2:02pm by blazingman311

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