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Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML


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On 01/04/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by B-ran - Sent from mobile version

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Coulda had a V8, motherfucker.

#7 - On 01/05/2010 at 3:58am by TheLoneWolf87

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Wow, those things must weigh at least two ounces. Who's gonna play you in the movie?

#11 - On 01/05/2010 at 4:21am by Cartain

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