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Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML


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On 01/05/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by sel2207 - Sent from mobile version

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I say I want a cat, suddenly my sister wants one and everyone is all over her new cat obsession. I say I like this poem and suddenly it's on her myspace and everyone leaves comments saying where did she find it and what good taste she has. I let her borrow my favorite dress and she uses it in a damn myspace photo and she has twelve picture comments saying how gorgeous she looks in that dress. FML.

#6 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:20am by cannothandle2nd

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how can the earrings be both brand new and worn for 3 weeks?

#3 - On 02/15/2009 at 5:19pm by random

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