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Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML

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On 01/03/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by PWI_addict (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well, be more careful?

Sorry though.

#1 - On 01/03/2010 at 5:18pm by Blahp

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sorry it must of hurt but really I'm sorry I chose YDI becuase you have a great imagination but cooking .... you nee to be more careful lol

#2 - On 01/03/2010 at 5:21pm by ThankYhuCaptinOb

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