Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3218) - you totally deserved it (17819)
On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)
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#24 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:28am by Sadlittlekid
(-2)Kill buy moving, huh?
I actually thought that was an action in the game until I realized what you meant.
Don't worry. Call of Duty is very popular among geeks right now. My boyfriend and all of his friends play. :-p
#5 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:14am by AndelleRae
(-1)You're confusing geeks and people who play games, they are not the same.
Op, get a new hobby, if you're that easily influencd then you shouldn't be playing games like this. I've been playing games for 20 years now and not once has this ever been an issue.
(0)heyy, i love modern warfare 2, does that make me a geek? =[
#98 - On 01/02/2010 at 5:28pm by sillyzombiekid
(0)My comment was taken far too seriously.
I was making a joke. I in no way believe that playing Call of Duty, or any video game for that matter, makes a person a geek.
#123 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:58am by AndelleRae
(0)Woah woah, cool it, #14 doesn't have the slightest clue what he or she is talking about. I play video games and am a geek and a lot of the people who play video games are geeks.
(+1)My ex used to play Black so much that we were having lunch at this place, where we could see some construction going on at a distant building and he looked at one of the bobbing yellow safety helmets and exclaimed "damn, I have a clear headshot!" :D
#51 - On 01/02/2010 at 9:42am by lovingamylea
(0)I think thats the funniest thing I heard all day #51
#110 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:56pm by Thunderbender
(0)Twunt, your life must now be complete. Congratulations on getting first. Not.
As for CoD, whilst it can be pretty addictive, but that is sad!
#8 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:17am by FortuneFaded
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Damn... that's helluva life you got there. I agree FYL
#10 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:21am by Toothspikey
- YDI 4 being a gamehead w/ no life
i'm a gamehead also but i actually have a life how about make tht your number 1 priority write a note if you have 2(Dear Self : GET A LIFE. !) lmao && this isnt even an FML so great job dude, great job
#18 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:54am by JaybbyDaRealest
(+3)Maybe you should make your #1 priority learning how to type a coherent sentence, instead of just smashing the keyboard and hoping for the best.
(0)i love it when people can think of any comebacks so they just say: :"You spelled this wrong! A-ha!" it just adds to the fun when they're completely wrong.
#145 - On 06/06/2010 at 2:26am by SickSickSick7511
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- well 22 since u wanted 2 say something about the way i type try spelling COHERENT right next time. It would make the world a better place, everyone would just magically change the wat they type 2 fit your needs.
Get over yourself b/c i dnt care i type how i type, END OF STORY. !
no need to respond b/c you are dismissed thank you
#23 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:27am by JaybbyDaRealest
(+1)Um... you spelled "coherent" the exact same way that s/he did. The correct way.
#31 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:42am by rtamsessions
- @ first it was spelled wrong the person went back in and edited what they typed so they wouldn't look like an idiot telling me 2 type a certain way when they couldn't even spell coherent
#33 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:47am by JaybbyDaRealest
(+1)well hate to tell you this, but you kinda look like the idiot now. sorry!
#52 - On 01/02/2010 at 9:45am by lovingamylea
(0)22 wasn't telling you to learn how to type to "fit his own needs." Lacking the typing skills a baboon could easily acquire just makes you look like an idiot.
- lol almost all of my friends have bf's tht are addicted to tht game 2 they hate it 2 lol
#26 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:32am by JaybbyDaRealest
(0)hahhaha fml comment battles are the shittttt nukkkkkka
#27 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:34am by sweetbiotch88
(-1)That's when you know you're pathetic and that the internet and video games are the basis of your social life. I'm sorry.
#28 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:36am by beanstalk0311
- o yea && just in case u didnt kno if someone was just smashing the keyboard && hoping 4 the best it would have come out like this : bjoiyjblnjmnbdsnabviludbgaiphioda;nklnbrh98[hgi'nl,mknjvlbhnio[hbank;n/,.x/zxnMJB:LIOh;vp'djmlAMl
#32 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:44am by JaybbyDaRealest
- again i say to EVERYONE trying 2 comment on the way ppl type : IT DOESN'T MATTER this is a stupid website for ppl who want to laugh at everyone else's misfortune
the way i type doesn't concern any of u, so ur best bet is 2 get over it b/c u don't, and never will matter to me && i'm never gonna type any different b/c of some random jackass on a website
so yea keep talking && i'll be ignoring the rest of u from now on
(:
#101 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:22pm by JaybbyDaRealest
(0)The funny part is you keep going back to the idea of ignoring all the replies, but you don't have enough willpower to prevent you from typing one idiotic response after another.
(0)...so? stop playing, problem solved. YDI for getting to a point when all there's on your mind is call of duty.
they seriously need to put in an 'epic fail' section......
#38 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:23am by disturbedfan01
(0)Wait till it affects your real life, muahahaha! Walking down the street, looking at people, and wondering what kind of items these units would yield if shot down...Crushing your car and then trying to reload...Your condition is not the worst yet, continue playing and find out how much worse it can get!
(0) lol, ur all getting pissed cause ur bf are playing MW2, it's the holidays wat u xpect, I'm addicted to but not on pc so no YouTube stuff,
so I don't see the fml here and if sum mofo tries to correct my spelling I'll tactical nuke yo ass
#40 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:27am by PyroDeath19
(0)Sum mofo here, go on, tactical nuke my ass. I would be interested to see how you intend to do that. Oh, just to fulfil your conditions, you spelled "what" incorrectly amongst others.
(0)Actually, OP, I think you clicked on him repeatedly on purpose and you're trying to turn it into an FML. You should reword this into something more realistic like, "I realized that no one has ever seen my penis but me and the doctor who delivered me."
(0)I've done similar. Back when I played Call of Duty 4 if someone came round a corner quickly in real life I'd be reaching for my mouse. But hey that's what conditioning does to you and a few days with no playing easily broke it.
(0)dude get a life.. like come on I like video games and everything but don't play " a little too much"
#57 - On 01/02/2010 at 10:23am by l4princess
(0)I love that game too, but goddamn, go outside every once in a while.
#66 - On 01/02/2010 at 12:05pm by Emperor_Jim
(-1)If you got this game on PC, you're a traitor to the PC community.
#69 - On 01/02/2010 at 12:49pm by FritoLovesYou
(0)*whispers* Guess what? There's this button you click when you wanna reply to a specific person. It's labeled "reply." ;)
(0)I think someone needs to get a life :) preferably soon.
#72 - On 01/02/2010 at 1:08pm by dangletsbang21
(0)I hate that fucking game. My little brother and my ex play with each other all the fucking time.
#73 - On 01/02/2010 at 1:21pm by yasmeenjonasx3
(-1)Loooooooooooooooooser.
I hate that game with a passion:)
#75 - On 01/02/2010 at 1:48pm by HelloDarlingg
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If you're a person who plays COD you fail as a gamer.
#76 - On 01/02/2010 at 1:50pm by Dante15
(0)Not if you've been playing Call of Duty since BEFORE Modern Warfare! >_<
I hate all these lame kids who brag about MW2 being "Da Shit" or whatever, yet have never played any of the earlier games! I remember buying my ex Call of Duty 2 (or 3?) for Christmas, years ago, and playing it as well!
(-1)YDI. Not because you are a lazy piece of crap addicted to COD..Because I am too...so YDI cause you decided to write about it...
Your
Life
Does
Not
Suck
#77 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:00pm by CrazyAssStories
(+1)You can never play "too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2"
#80 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:16pm by Soccerguy_63
(0)Lol everyone has done something similar. When my boss rounded the corner and surprised me I almost shanked her. But I didn't.
(0)Every gamer has done this... ever stared at a game for a few hours and then started dreaming about it as you were falling asleep? Its sort of weird when all your sleepy mental images are in directx. This is a MLIA, not a FML. :)
(0)Don't worry, I tried to "gun down" a guy at the taco bell drive-thru at midnight.
#83 - On 01/02/2010 at 3:26pm by CamillaSandwich
(0)I hope you don't start doing this to people who you see from far away out your window, too, or anything.
(0)Actually, you haven't been playing enough, otherwise you'd know that in CoD you only have to click once with most weapons.
(0)look dude, call of duty is amazing and i did that once too. I AM NOT A NERD. its the only game i have by the way.......
(0) hahaha I've done this before cause of halo 2. I sat down to eat and in the corners of my vision I saw press A to dual-wield guns (bumper jumper, for all you who know what I'm talking about).
;-)
#97 - On 01/02/2010 at 5:16pm by hXcsoccerplaya
(0)hey its a pretty good game. yeah but you might want to get out of the house or something thats kinda weird
(-1)Stop playing it then?
Jesus christ, you people. MW2 isn't that good anyway.
#102 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:51pm by SweetPotatoVines
(0)YDI for not using the M16 with bling, stopping power, and steady aim.
#107 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:40pm by ryan007665
(+1)YDI for not using the M16 with bling (ACOG and Extended Mags), steady aim, and stopping power.
#109 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:42pm by ryan007665
(0)I have no idea what he said I can't understand that
#112 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:17pm by alexandralb2
(0)ha tell me I do the same thing whenever I'm walking around my house or outbin public hahaha
#113 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:21pm by FUmissdaisy
(0)wow! you have PDSD from a video game. holy dog F**K batman
#114 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:35pm by BigCox3100
(0)dude dont feel bad i have also played waaay too much.we've been off of school all week and i went from level 34 to level 53 in about 2 and a half days.
#115 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:47pm by dtubbz53
(0)haha, welcome to the world of video gamers, you'll like us, we have cookies
#119 - On 01/03/2010 at 12:48am by DrinkOMaticBJ
(0)don't do that in real life lol but it is an addicting game :/
#121 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:07am by GeeksAreFreaks
(0)One time I played a skateboarding game a lot. Then when i was walking down the street I jumped on the curb. I thought I would grind... I didnt. -_-
#124 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:22am by ItsJustMe4444
(0)If you really think that you should see my friends.
#130 - On 01/03/2010 at 8:27pm by supergamer94
(0)wont that pause the video
not only will it pause the video but if it was repeatedly it would toggle the fullscreen
(0)xD Nice job. Baaad medium to play it on though. XBOX 360 FTW
#137 - On 01/23/2010 at 8:07am by Sophie_a7x
(0)I like the part where you have to go into the airport and just shoot everyone, but it was effed up when they shot you in the end of that level.
#141 - On 02/21/2010 at 2:59pm by FMLiswhatisay
