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Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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On 12/30/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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YDI for having armpits. A normal human being doesn't have armpits.

#12 - On 12/30/2009 at 10:42am by Exiro2

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Embarrassing, yes, but hairy pits at drunken parties posted on Facebook seem to be the new fad. Either that, or all the girls I went to school with are sleazy dirty whores.

All levity aside, OP, it happens to the best of us sometimes. No big deal. I'm sure if you didn't look good in those pictures, they wouldn't have been put up anyway. If they bother you that much, ask the poster to take them down...or at least give you a chance to photoshop the shit out of them. =]

#4 - On 12/30/2009 at 10:15am by cjammer

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