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Today, I had my noise-canceling headphones on and a girl sitting next to me raised her glass at me. I thought she meant "cheers". So I did a "cheers" with her. When I drank my juice, it was only then did I realize that she was trying to tell me the flight attendant had mixed up our drinks. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by lala456 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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...and then the woman ran to the cockpit to complain to the pilot, but the pilot wouldn't listen. He told her to sit down, but he didn't understand! She grew angry and started yelling at the pilot! He still did not heed her cries! So she became violent causing the pilot to lose control. The plane spiraled out of control, crashing only minutes later. No one survived.

He was writing the FML while on the plane..thats why he didn't have time to finish it..

#13 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:38am by Veritas143

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#1 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:05am by electricthunder

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