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Today, I had my noise-canceling headphones on and a girl sitting next to me raised her glass at me. I thought she meant "cheers". So I did a "cheers" with her. When I drank my juice, it was only then did I realize that she was trying to tell me the flight attendant had mixed up our drinks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4448) - you deserved it (13937)

On 12/29/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by lala456 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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