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Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22853) - you deserved it (5223)

On 12/29/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Charlie8u347 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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well it's better than it smashing through you.

#6 - On 12/29/2009 at 7:12pm by chicken_lover

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be thankfully the pickaxe didn't fall and smash through the back of your skull. (:

#13 - On 12/29/2009 at 7:50pm by cinnaluna

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