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Today, it's my first day-off for the holidays. Today is also the day they decided to start building a house next to mine. I can't sleep beyond 7 am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (1375)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by dentinpalevo (man) - Cyprus (Limassol)

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Get used to it -- Midnight to 7am are the only quiet hours you'll have for a while.

#2 - On 12/29/2009 at 6:19am by lametroll

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pity u...

#1 - On 12/29/2009 at 6:16am by shek1608

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