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Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML


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On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

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I wasn't aware that orchestras had singers.

#2 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:37pm by greatnt247

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Why would you say something like that when you KNOW one of them is the mom? YDI

#7 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:28pm by bumg6186

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