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Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37884) - you deserved it (3701)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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at least it's not like me
my grandma doesn't have one picture of me anywhere in her house.
and she's never asked for one
and she has never taken a picture of me

at least your grandma cares enough to have pictures of you
even if she wishes you were skinny

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:57pm by xXxRandiexXx

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i miss my grandmother. She passed on in dec. So she wants you to loose weight. It may be due to her wanting you to be healthy. Maybe you remind her of her childhoood self. don't assume the worst.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:07pm by AliSama

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