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Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML


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On 12/27/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by LaurenLehmmman (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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And why were you singing during a game? YDI for being a disrespectful idiot.

#1 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:20pm by nuked

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YDI for being annoying.

#2 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:22pm by Malevise

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