Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML

by LaurenLehmmman / 12/27/2009 at 5:22pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • And why were you singing during a game? YDI for being a disrespectful idiot.

    #1 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:20pm by nuked

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  • YDI for being annoying.

    #2 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:22pm by Malevise

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