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Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10819) - you deserved it (25179)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by Icy (man) - United States (Washington)

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Don't kick so hard next time and WOW I never noticed how many cruel, vindictive, laughing bus drivers were out there until I started reading FML. I'm starting to think that most buses are driven around empty by maniacal bus drivers and that you need a miracle to actually get on one.

#2 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:01am by nogoodnelly

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At least you can use the ice on your injuries.

#3 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:04am by 24788

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