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Today, I went home, where I live alone, from my dorm room at my university. The only Christmas cards I had received were addressed to the person that lived there before me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25368) - you deserved it (2259)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by LonelySanta (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Why do you have a "home, where [you] live alone" and live in a dorm room. That doesn't make any sense at all. Why in the world would you pay for both? And if you don't have to pay for one of them, then WHY do you pay for the other. This makes absolutely no sense.

#12 - On 12/24/2009 at 11:06am by juicypear

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poor you

#1 - On 12/24/2009 at 10:11am by mrfreak219

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