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Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5899) - you deserved it (18837)

On 12/24/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by FlGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)

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