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Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (2025)

On 12/23/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by bee (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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