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Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML


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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

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Wow, I can't believe how cocky they are!

That's pretty epic of them to be that ballsy.

I can't believe you didn't go off half-cocked!

How far did you manage to get it?

I'm utterly dick at making these kinds of jokes.

Were there at least nuts on it?

I've got tons more, I could probably go on for a while, but I think I'll stop.


#11 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:15pm by podrummer9209

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Ask for a spoon anyway, if it's a big deal. Otherwise, just be amused. People take things too seriously sometimes.

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 5:33am by Eir

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