Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19353) - you deserved it (6982)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Top comments

Wow, I can't believe how cocky they are!

That's pretty epic of them to be that ballsy.

I can't believe you didn't go off half-cocked!

How far did you manage to get it?

I'm utterly dick at making these kinds of jokes.

Were there at least nuts on it?

I've got tons more, I could probably go on for a while, but I think I'll stop.

=]

#11 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:15pm by podrummer9209

See in context

Ask for a spoon anyway, if it's a big deal. Otherwise, just be amused. People take things too seriously sometimes.

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 5:33am by Eir

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: