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Today, eating at a nice restaurant and feeling curious, I daringly ask for the surprise 'Maiden's Dreams' desert. The waiter comes back with a banana between two ice cream balls on a plate and no spoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11447) - you deserved it (4468)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

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