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Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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On 12/21/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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What are you doing waxing your feet?! Get the ring to Mordor and destroy it!

#1 - On 12/22/2009 at 3:13am by alexandraa

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That sucks, FYL indeed. There's nothing you can do when genetics gives you some annoying / ugly / socially unacceptable feature like that. Then people laugh at you for attempting to fix it by shaving, waxing, using products, whatever, but you know they'd think you were a beast if you just let it be. No win situation.

Also, that waxer was extremely unprofessional, and I hope you left immediately rather than paying for their services.

#8 - On 12/22/2009 at 3:44am by wut

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