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Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8038) - you deserved it (36908)

On 12/20/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

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I thought it was common wisdom by now: Don't say negative unless you're willing to accept the possibility that whatever you say applies to the person you're talking to.

#1 - On 12/20/2009 at 6:10am by zargon

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ALWAYS ASK WHO'S CAR IS IT! God. YDI for being a fucking tard and having a huge mouth.

#4 - On 12/20/2009 at 6:31am by Arkluq

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