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Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face"
You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.