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Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (California)

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wtf.. why would you do that.

#2 - On 12/19/2009 at 5:13pm by namezox

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You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face"
You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.

#4 - On 12/19/2009 at 5:15pm by Maxine17

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