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Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (1816)

On 12/18/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Theo (man) - United States (New York)

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Did you smoke/snort the buttons, at least?

#1 - On 12/18/2009 at 11:17am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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super protective parents

#2 - On 12/18/2009 at 11:18am by rambles

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