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Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24968) - you deserved it (1341)

On 12/18/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Theo (man) - United States (New York)

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Did you smoke/snort the buttons, at least?

#1 - On 12/18/2009 at 11:17am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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One day you're sit'n around with your buddies smoke'n buttons, and the next thing you know 10 years has passed by and you've moved on to doing zippers and clothes pins.

#20 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:02pm by schwinn11

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