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Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25818) - you deserved it (9258)

On 12/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by WhoaThere (woman) - United States (California)

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at least he likes you..

#3 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:28am by Jeef27

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MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it.

And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.

#4 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:29am by sicChick

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