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Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party, since I'd be the only one going without a date. I had to invent imaginary friends who were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel like less of a loser. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17304) - you deserved it (7893)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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People still think they need dates to go to parties? What happened to meeting people AT the party?

#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 6:15am by kitkatkelly

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aw :(

#1 - On 12/17/2009 at 6:09am by t_fangz

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