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Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party, since I'd be the only one going without a date. I had to invent imaginary friends who were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel like less of a loser. FML


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On 12/17/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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People still think they need dates to go to parties? What happened to meeting people AT the party?

#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 6:15am by kitkatkelly

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oh honey, that's how you meet people. If your the only one, then that's okay. It's okay to be single. You can then network with all those people. The best way to meet people is through mutual friends.

#14 - On 12/17/2009 at 9:05am by lotusflower007

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