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Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle jammies. Save yourself the embarrassment: don't shake the jammies in the middle of the store to hear the jingling, because these jammies do not jingle. You'll just look like an idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4336) - you deserved it (21163)

On 12/17/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by sarabalism (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Don't feel bad.
When I saw the commercial, I thought they jingled too.

#1 - On 12/17/2009 at 6:10am by t_fangz

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am i the only one that thinks this FML is actually good because it's well-written? can't anyone just laugh at how stupid people are anymore? geez, the world is not ending just because there's some idiot people out there..

#28 - On 12/17/2009 at 12:04pm by leero

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