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Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML
at least you can say you've been tasered. makes you sound manly
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015