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Today, I was talking to my parents, when all of a sudden my dad starts freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is, he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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On 12/15/2009 at 10:34pm - misc - by allergyface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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FYL. That's pretty insensitive of him. Make him buy you some prescription medication or something.

#1 - On 12/16/2009 at 3:14am by helennaa

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He has been paying some close attention eh? Not!
Good time to hit him up for some skin treatment, play the guilt card and cry just a little. If that doesn't work tell him if you don't get a boyfriend And get married you and your cats will live with him forever.

#2 - On 12/16/2009 at 3:22am by CallMeHush

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