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Today, I went to the grocery store where this really hot guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it so I swiped it quickly ten times before getting frustrated and saying "your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3584) - you deserved it (28282)

On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)

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Congratulations! You are EVERYTHING customer service industry workers hate.

#5 - On 12/14/2009 at 3:41am by twoknives

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You claim the machine is stupid,but it is YOU who is stupid.

#18 - On 12/14/2009 at 4:07am by ZawWry

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