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Today, I went to the grocery store where this really hot guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it so I swiped it quickly ten times before getting frustrated and saying "your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3024) - you deserved it (22353)
On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)
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