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Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28156) - you deserved it (1483)

On 12/13/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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screw them ur 18 now, or over, and you can do what you want. legally. fyl, but ur rly not in a bad situation

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 7:37pm by icanfloat12

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Go there anyway. Fuck your overprotective parents. I hate this whole speech of "ZOMG, my daughter can't live close to her boyfriend and away from us because they might have sex and my baby girl can't have sex until she's over 40 or she'd be a whore" , seriously. DUMB to no end.FYL for being their daughter.

#30 - On 12/13/2009 at 8:47pm by sweetpandora

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