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Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38640) - you deserved it (2342)

On 12/13/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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screw them ur 18 now, or over, and you can do what you want. legally. fyl, but ur rly not in a bad situation

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 7:37pm by icanfloat12

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Wow, that's lame... Unless it was an easy college to get into. Then they might think he is the only reason you're going.

#5 - On 12/13/2009 at 7:40pm by ILYSEN10RS

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