Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long...

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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Hangover time

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2018 23:30

Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML

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Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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doomking10 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:23

Yeah, thanks for endangering everyone's lives, bitch. You were so drunk that you pissed yourself twice and don't remember any of it, so you decided driving home would be a good idea?

HiddenAce91 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:22

wow that sucks so you pissed yourself twice. The FIRST time being when you drove yourself home drunk.

Comments

r1cthj 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:21

your life is ****** :P

JohnnyTheFox 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 8:44

yeah **** you for driving drunk. A girl getting so drunk that she pisses herself is ******* disgusting and unattractive, too.

Carnivwhorus 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 19:14

You suck at drinking if you got drunk enough to piss yourself. and to the dude who said its gross for a girl. It's gross for anyone dude. I've seen people way beyond ****** up before, but my friends know when its time to piss and that you shouldnt do it with your pants on...

apfunction 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:00

Jesus!!! what's the matter with you, are you some *******....piss machine?!? shit, I get wasted all the time and I've never pissed myself!

whatzyourname 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 5:52

why the hell are you driving drunk.

averageirishman 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:53

ydi for drunk driving

mooshibear140 4

Monday 4 July 2011 20:31

YDI for drinking and driving. Somebody else could have been seriously injured of you got into an accident.

mooshibear140 4

Monday 4 July 2011 20:32

*if

woosah 16

Saturday 17 September 2011 9:07

How do people get so drunk that they piss themselves in the car, piss the bed and go to work the next day. I could never drink to the point of pissing all over the place knowing I work the next day. How the ****?!

HiddenAce91 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:22

wow that sucks so you pissed yourself twice. The FIRST time being when you drove yourself home drunk.

saraitkddh 47

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:54

it's a good thing that he arrived safe!

juliadream 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:22

So drunk that not only did you think DRIVING home was a good idea, but you also lost complete control of your bladder? Guess you won against Captain Morgan

HiddenAce91 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:23

Well I failed to post quick enough darn my reading and rereading over and over and over again.

doomking10 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:23

Yeah, thanks for endangering everyone's lives, bitch. You were so drunk that you pissed yourself twice and don't remember any of it, so you decided driving home would be a good idea?

npk88 0

Monday 14 December 2009 5:27

agree.... YDI more than almost any other post I've read. If you were so drunk you couldn't remember anything from the night including pissing all over yourself AND endangering the lives of others by driving home drunk you have a SERIOUS problem!! Get some ******* help/self control. And DON'T DRIVE DRUNK!

crazytoaster 2

Monday 14 December 2009 8:33

Yep, OP deserves it for being such an idiot. Plus, how much fun is drinking that much? Seriously think about it, how much fun do you have on a night you don't remember?

gigi37 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 17:07

I agree with everyone that posted how stupid and idiotic the OP was. Not only did you get beyond shitfaced (well I guess not since you ONLY pissed yourself) you did it on a night before work; genius. And you drove home, well done there. Seriously OP, I hope you read all these comments and it becomes a wake up call for you Also, I'm not sure what sickens me more- OP, or all the people who voted FYL..hopefully not all of them have done the same thing..

VolleyballSMASH 1

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:18

I can only quote every alcohol commercial today- Drink responsibly.

onlysoph 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:25

I was going to click FYL, because piss happens. Especially when drinking. But then I realised that you drove home (obviously completely BLIND) drunk. In which case, YDI and more. Apparently, you also don't see anything wrong with this.