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Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML


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On 12/13/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by eggnoodles (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Yeah, thanks for endangering everyone's lives, bitch. You were so drunk that you pissed yourself twice and don't remember any of it, so you decided driving home would be a good idea?

#5 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:23am by doomking10

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wow that sucks so you pissed yourself twice. The FIRST time being when you drove yourself home drunk.

#2 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:22am by HiddenAce91

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