Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

by eggnoodles / 12/13/2009 at 12:44am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Yeah, thanks for endangering everyone's lives, bitch. You were so drunk that you pissed yourself twice and don't remember any of it, so you decided driving home would be a good idea?

    #5 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:23am by doomking10

    See in context

  • wow that sucks so you pissed yourself twice. The FIRST time being when you drove yourself home drunk.

    #2 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:22am by HiddenAce91

    See in context